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Ariellen
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 Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:36 pm Post subject: Aladdin's Bad Boyfriend Moments |
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Inspired by remarks in the "what kind of flower..." thread, and AG's hilarious signature banner.
Yeah, we love him, but this thread is dedicated to the moments that you just want to tell him "NO! Don't say that...oops, he said it."
One word: "TONS!" Way to tick off your moody girlfriend, Al.
*pokes AG* |
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Yay! A thread for this! Someone start naming examples--my brain's blank for some reason  |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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He's had many, but my favorite one is:
*slighly paraphrased*
Aladdin is sitting on the floor of the jungle with another girl in his arms, sweaty from running no doubt, dirty from the fall from the tree and probably out of breath...noooot a good picture for a girlfriend to walk in on, but guess what happens?
Jasmine:  Stay away indeed!
*girls gets up and runs off*
Aladdin:  But Jasmine, you don't understand! The girl is really a jackal beast!
Jasmine:  Oh, and how would you describe me?!
Aladdin: No really! She just--
Jasmine:  Just stop it! I saw her! She was beautiful! You've been sneaking away with her all night!
Aladdin: No! Just this once!....
*rolls on the floor laughing* |
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Aladdin: I loved you ever since I set eyes on your beautiful face
Jasmine: You love me...for my beauty? 
Aladdin: Well...shyeah! 
(That's interesting AG. What episode is that and who was the girl?) |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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Moonlight Madness; and the third girl on the first set in my banner
Everyone smile for the Jasmine's Gonna Be Pissed camera! |
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Iago
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Watch, he's being punk'ed 
I have none but these are hallarious
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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*Genie comes out from behind a tree laughing and everyone on the set starts to laugh but Aladdin*
Genie: You just got punk'd, Al!
Aladdin: *lets out a string of cusswords for about 2 minutes* |
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Iago
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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mmm... aladdin cussing
I still need to make that video of aladdin cussing by taking shredder audio and applying it to the aladdin movie
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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The first and Classic one:
JASMINE: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
ALADDIN: Nah. He hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either.
That is...oh no!
JASMINE: (pulls off his turban) You are the boy from the
market! I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
ALADDIN: Jasmine, I'm sorry.
JASMINE: Did you think I was stupid?
ALADDIN: No!
JASMINE: That I wouldn't figure it out?
ALADDIN: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't... No, that's not
what I meant!
JASMINE: Who are you? Tell me the truth!
ALADDIN: The truth? ::Jasmine gives him the funniest look ever::
The truth...the truth is...I sometimes dress as a commoner
to escape the pressures of palace life!
(PS, how was the girl a jackal beast and why does she hate Aladdin so?) |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Iago wrote: |
| I still need to make that video of aladdin cussing by taking shredder audio and applying it to the aladdin movie |
"Two-faced son of a *****"
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| (PS, how was the girl a jackal beast and why does she hate Aladdin so?) |
She was cursed. When the full moon was shining, or the beams at least touched her, she changed into a jackal and went back into a girl when it was hidden. She doesn't hate Aladdin at all. In that picture above, she was actually a jackal trying to attack him, but she changed back when she was on him. That's when Jasmine came and saw the lovely photo op
Jasmine: *walks right past him* Hi Aladdin, bye Aladdin!
Genie: Where's the fire, ma'am?
Aladdin: Yeah, Jasmine. Wait up! *goes after her down the stairs* Aren't we going to the marketplace?
Jasmine: *stops and talks to him* Strange, I don't remember you *asking* me for a date *walks off*
Aladdin:  *to Genie* ...It's marketplace day. I always take her to the marketplace on marketplace day.
Jasmine: *turns back around* Well, maybe I had other plans since you didn't *ask* me.
Aladdin: So let me get this straight...you want me to ask...in advance?
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Iago
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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It'll be great
Oh man thats one of my fav moments
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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Do they still air the show sometimes? I'm not sure what channel toon disney is. You know how they have like a hundred channels.
Marketplace day. I think everyday is marketplace day for them. Or hang around Jasmine's house day. They are such teenagers. When's the last time you saw them doing something productive like homework? Well, there was that episode when Agrabah really needed water. It was such a 'save the rainforest' episode, even though Jasmine didn't know what a rainforest was. |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:09 am Post subject: |
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I think it might still come on early early in the morning and during the princess power hour, but past that no.
Well, they save the city just about every day. That's pretty damn productive
Oh, and not really a "bad" boyfriend moment per se as it is a "Al...no dear" moment:
*gives Jasmine a huge box and she rips it open happily to pull out a rhino!bear looking thing. Smelling an oder, she holds her nose and stares at it*
Aladdin: *seductively* It's a...stuffed animal.
Jasmine: Stuffed with what?!
He literally got her a stuffed animal. What WAS that thing stuffed with anyways? Odieferian cheese? |
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APK
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| Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Jasmine: You saved the kindgom
Aladdin: Well, it's not like you would have actually beaten me.
Jasmine:
Aladdin: Well...it would've been close!
How do you say "it's a stuffed animal" seductively?? He thinks he can make anything sound cool
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Calluna
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| Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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Aladdin: Sorry, pal, but this princess is taken!
Jasmine: This princess can think for herself!
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