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AladdinsGenie
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Ooooh yeah. I totally knew that!  |
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SkylaDoragono
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| Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:33 am Post subject: |
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TABLOID rumour 2: Pocahontas's Revenge
Pocahontas, tired of taking a backseat to the other princesses, took one of Alice's potions and became gigantic--angrily stomping over visitors at Disneyworld who were ignoring her merchandise. Click to witness:
http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/pocahontas.jpg |
"Don't look up, Timmy."
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Mariposa79
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| APK wrote: |
TABLOID rumour 2: Pocahontas's Revenge
Pocahontas, tired of taking a backseat to the other princesses, took one of Alice's potions and became gigantic--angrily stomping over visitors at Disneyworld who were ignoring her merchandise. Click to witness:
http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/pocahontas.jpg
The CMs gave her a magical mushroom to shrink her back to normal size and then arrested her after a long chase around the park. Alice is pressing charges. |
OMG! She reminds me of WonderWoman! Quick someone paint the wonder woman costume on her! |
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Mariposa79
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| A friend and I have a theory that Barbie and her friends have dysfunctional families and bad relationships. I know I wrote something about that somehwere ::searches for disk:: Well, just think about it. Barbie has a lot of siblings but no parents and Ken never works. We suspect she owns so much because she has a big trust fund, but was disowned by her parents because they didn't approve of Ken--who does nothing but surf and shave and is never home. Don't even get me started on all her friends, who were pregnant all at the same time. The fathers were absent from the commercials though and Barbie was the doctor for all of them |
Oh yeah, Barbie has a new beau named Blaine. Yeah, Ken does work. He's an Escourt. |
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APK
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Introducing Surf and Shave Blaine! 
He surfs! He shaves! He sits! He sleeps! And is by far more productive than Ken. He comes with amazing juggling action. Shave kit and surf board sold seperately. http://members.aol.com/wlarue/krusplay.jpg |
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Mariposa79
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Uh? That's Krusty the Clown and where are you going with this? |
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APK
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| That's Barbie's new beau, Blaise! You started it |
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Mariposa79
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| Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| That's Barbie's new beau, Blaise! You started it |
Actually Krusty is Malibu Stacy's. Remember the Simpson's Little Tree House of Horrors ? Bart wanted a talking Krusty Doll and Homer got it at a Voodoo store? The Krusty Doll was attacking Homer so Marge called the doll company and a repair man came in. "There's your problem. You had the doll on evil." |
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Nez
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: |
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| That's Barbie's new beau, Blaise! You started it |
Actually Krusty is Malibu Stacy's. Remember the Simpson's Little Tree House of Horrors ? Bart wanted a talking Krusty Doll and Homer got it at a Voodoo store? The Krusty Doll was attacking Homer so Marge called the doll company and a repair man came in. "There's your problem. You had the doll on evil." |
That was funny.
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| I remember. It's weird because Stacey is like a preteen or a teenager and Krusty is...as his name describes |
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Mariposa79
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Nez wrote: |
| Mariposa79 wrote: |
| APK wrote: |
| That's Barbie's new beau, Blaise! You started it |
Actually Krusty is Malibu Stacy's. Remember the Simpson's Little Tree House of Horrors ? Bart wanted a talking Krusty Doll and Homer got it at a Voodoo store? The Krusty Doll was attacking Homer so Marge called the doll company and a repair man came in. "There's your problem. You had the doll on evil." |
That was funny. |
Yeah. All that fuss for a simple answer. |
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persian85033
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, I never knew Barbie had such a story.
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APK
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Well, there was a lot of censoring and editing in her E! True Hollywood Story. They tried to make her look innocent but she is currently fooling around with Ken's friends. Her excuse was "But I thought it was Ken! They all look jsut like him!"
Do Ken's friends even have names? |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, he has a ton of friends . Alan looked like him, but had blonde hair and his African American friend was Steven.
/loves dolls |
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Nez
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| Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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I had a Steven, among all the Caucasian Barbies my sisters and I collective owned.
We had many an interracial wedding.
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