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Author: "I know a lot of people do this for many categories, but I didn't see any in the Aladdin section! This is based on the time of the 3 Aladdin movies, before the TV series ^_^ Oh yeah, there are 2 cuss words in this, but I didn't think it should be 13 just cause of 2. Nother thing: Microsoft word sux with spacing and stuff when I transfer, so please ignore the annoying spaces everywhere!
The Aladdin Characters' E-mails
*~Aladdin's Inbox~*
To: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
From: Jasmine (Iyamahotprincess@Royaltyiscool.com)
Subject: HELP!
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Aladdin~ Jafar came back from the dead again, and he kidnapped me! Please help me!
Love, Jasmine _< You may have won this time, but I'll be back!
* Iluvblackmagic's warning level has just been raised to 55% *
Iluvblackmagic: ARGH!
* Iluvblackmagic has signed off. *
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To: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
From: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
Subject: (no subject)
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Aladdin: I officially hate you.
Mozenrath.
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Re: (no subject)
Mozenrath: I don't care. :-P
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To: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
From: Unknown (Junkmail_demon@Click_here_or_else.com)
Subject: I Luv U!
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Free junk mail offers! It's fast, it's easy, and it's fun! All you have to do is reply to this mail saying 'Yes!' You will then receive at least 10 pieces of junk mail daily with no way to unsubscribe! All you have to do is say yes!
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Re: I Luv U!
No.
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Re: Re: I Luv U!
Thank you for replying! Now that we know that you exist, we can send you as much junk mail as we want whether you like it or not! Once again thank you, and enjoy you incessant shitty mail!
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Re: Re: Re: I Luv U!
Why me?!
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I Luv U!
Because we found your e-mail address on EVILvillains.com.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Luv U!
That's it! I'm going to go visit this site myself! GOODBYE!
~
* AlJas4Ever has signed off. *
*~Jafar's Inbox~*
To: Jafar (BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com)
From: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
Subject: Where?
~ Hey Jafar, I don't know how to get to your secret tower: I've never been there before. Can you give me directions? Another thing, would you mind removing my sn from EVILvillains website? I'm being bombarded by evil villainous junk mailers!
~
Re: Where?
It's not too hard to find. Just ask Jasmine; she's been in there before. And no, I will not remove your sn.
The most EVIL man alive~~~ JAFAR
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Re: Re: Where?
You kidnapped Jasmine, remember?
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Re: Re: Re: Where?
Oh yes. I guess you'll just have to find it yourself then.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Where?
O_O NOT FAIR!
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To: Jafar (BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com)
From: Jasmine (Iyamahotprincess@Royaltyiscool.com)
Subject: HAHA!
HAHAHA! I beat you Snood score! You'll never beat mine now! By the way, I'm getting hungry, can you bring me some fruit please? :)
P.S. Aladdin's going to come and kill you!
^_^ Jasmine
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To: Jafar (BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com)
From: Rafaj (Floppydisk@I_luv_cockapoos.com)
Subject: Word
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Hi Jafar!!!!! Guess what? I was out in the marketplace today when I found a guy selling pets! There was the cutest little dog there! He said it was a cockapoo! It was soooo adorable that I bought it! Then I decided to change my e-mail address to their website. I'm going to bring her over to your place tonight!
Your Twin, RaFaj
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Re: Word
You bought a DOG?! Fine, but I'm not cleaning up after it. Don't come by tonight, I'm expecting Aladdin to come and try to rescue Jasmine! Then I'm going to redecorate my lamp. Come by tomorrow.
The most EVIL man alive~~~ JAFAR
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To: Jafar (BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com)
From: Iago (TrEaSuReIzGoOd@Treasure_hunters.org)
Subject: I know.
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Hey JAFAR! I know where your lamp is! My new evil genie lamp detector located it!
Iago
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Re: I know.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! This is bad! I must hold a conference with everyone. Go on AIM now!
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To: AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com, Iyamahotprincess@Royaltyiscool.com, Bigblu4u@Thebronzelamp.com, Floppydisk@I_luv_cockapoos.com, TrEaSuReIzGoOd@Treasure_hunters.org, Rugman121@The_Flying_Car_Pit.com, BananaMonkey@Treasure_hunters.org
From: BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com
Subject: CONFERENCE!
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Everyone go on AIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to the chat room called 'Sand'
~
You have entered 'Sand'
* Iyamahotprincess has entered 'Sand' *
Iyamahotprincess: What do you want Jafar?
BonyFingerz666: I'll tell you when everyone else gets here.
* Floppydisk has entered 'Sand' *
Floppydisk: hi hi hI!
Iyamahotprincess: Who are you?
Floppydisk: I am RAFAJ, Jafar's identical twin!
BonyFingerz666: Be quiet Rafaj.
Iyamahotprincess: You have a TWIN Jafar? *Faints*
BonyFingerz666: Yes, that is not important right now.
* AlJas4Ever has entered 'Sand' *
Iyamahotprincess: Hi Aladdin!
AlJas4Ever: Are you ok Jasmine?!
Iyamahotprincess: Yes, I'm all right.
AlJas4Ever: What do you want Jafar? I was just about to go look for you lab.
BonyFingerz666: Something important has come up.
* TrEaSuReIzGoOd has entered 'Sand' *
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: >:)
AlJas4Ever: Hi Iago.
Floppydisk: Why'd you make that evil face?
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Because I know where Jafar's lamp is!
AlJas4Ever: >:)
BonyFingerz666: Quiet you!
Iyamahotprincess: Haha, I knew that you'd loose again Jafar!
* Bigblu4u has entered 'Sand' *
AlJas4Ever: Hi Genie!
Bigblu4u: Yo wazzup homies!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: I found Jafar's lamp!
Bigblu4u: GO IAGO! WOO WOO WOO!
BonyFingerz666: Grrr~~~
Floppydisk: HI Genie man! I am Jafar's identical twin!
Bigblu4u: O_o
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: O_O
* BananaMonkey has entered 'Sand' *
* Rugman121 has entered 'Sand' *
Bigblu4u: Yo Monkey boy! Rugman! Sup?
Rugman121: nm, u?
BananaMonkey: akfjasdbtrkjab
Iyamahotprincess: ?
AlJas4Ever: Oh yeah~~~ I haven't taught Abu how to type yet.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Oh brother! The stupid monkey is just gonna sit around banging on the keyboard!
BananaMonkey: @(#*^&$(*@H$*
AlJas4Ever: O_O;
Floppydisk: Haha!
BonyFingerz666: Well now that we are all here, we can start the conference. As you all know, I have called you here to discuss the matter of Iago finding my lamp.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: I feel so special.
Bigblu4u: Heh.
BonyFingerz666: I'm willing to make a deal with you, Iago.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Yeah? Does it involve large rewards?
BonyFingerz666: Maybe.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: I'm listening.
BonyFingerz666: If you give me my lamp back, I will give you the princess back. I will also conjure Iago large piles of gold, gems, and sparkly stuff.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: DEAL!
AlJas4Ever: I don't know~~~ We should probably just burn his lamp.
Iyamahotprincess: Yeah, then I'll be free anyway.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: But~~~ but the treasure!
Rugman121: I think that we should burn it too.
BananaMonkey: asolhiroaUe~!!
Bigblu4u: Sounds good to me!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Well I don't care what you guys want, I want treasure! And he DID say he'd give Jasmine back!
BonyFingerz666: Yes. You are very smart Iago!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Ain't it the truth.
AlJas4Ever: Please Iago! Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Screw you! I'm going to go get rich beyond my widest dreams!
* TrEaSuReIzGoOd has left the room. *
Iyamahotprincess: Crap!
BonyFingerz666: Hahaha! You all suck!
* BonyFingerz666 has left the room. *
AlJas4Ever: I'm not so sure about that sleepover tonight Genie.
Bigblu4u: Tis ok Al. I'm going to try and stop Iago! SUPER GENIE AWAY!
* Bigblu4u has left the room. *
BananaMonkey: MAHNsiehhab.
* BananaMonkey has left the room. *
Rugman121: I'll go see what Abu is up to. Bye!
* Rugman121 has left the room. *
Floppydisk: Wooo! I'm going to help Jafar take over the world! Heheheh! TTFN!
* Floppydisk has left the room. *
AlJas4Ever: This really stinks. I guess I'll go help Genie. I love you Jasmine!
Iyamahotprincess: Thanx Aladdin. I love you too. Now get off the computer and come rescue me!!!!!
AlJas4Ever: :)
* AlJas4Ever has left the room. *
Iyamahotprincess: Maybe I can hit Jafar with a stick or something~~~ >:)
* Iyamahotprincess has left the room. *
Setting: On AOL the next day. Iago was caught before he could give Jafar his lamp. The lamp was not destroyed, so Jafar still lives.
*~Jasmine's Inbox~*
To: Jasmine (Iyamahotprincess@Royaltyiscool.com)
From: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
Subject: Tonight
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Hi Jasmine! I thought tonight we could celebrate Jafar's defeat by going on a nice, romantic carpet ride to the oasis! (But not the big one cause Abis Mal might still be there.) I have something special to give you!
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Re: Tonight
That sounds fabulous! What should I wear?! My blue outfit? No, my purple one. Or maybe my other purple one~~~! This may take awhile. Come by the balcony at 8ish? Can't wait for that surprise!
Jasmine :)
AlJas4Ever: Eww~~~ It's Mozenrack!
Iyamahotprincess: Hi Aladdin!
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has entered 'The Room.' *
Iluvblackmagic: My name is MozenrATH! ATH!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: AHHH!!!
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has left the room. *
AlJas4Ever: lol!
Iyamahotprincess: I've never heard of you before Mozenrath. Why'd you invite me to your chat?
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has entered 'The Room.' *
Iluvblackmagic: Because I am the ruler of the Land of the Black Sand!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: O_O!
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has left 'The Room.'
AlJas4Ever: rotflmao!
Iyamahotprincess: What's the land of the black sand?
*Bigblu4u has entered 'The Room.' *
Bigblu4u: Hey! Sup all?
AlJas4Ever: nm, u?
Bigblu4u: Someone has stolen my atom bomb! :(
Iluvblackmagic: What do you mean you don't know what the Land of the Black Sand is! It's a large land full of black sand!!! And I am the ruler of it!
Bigblu4u: Eek! It's Mozenrath!
Iyamahotprincess: How do you know him Genie?
Bigblu4u: www.EVILvillains.com
AlJas4Ever: >:(
Iyamahotprincess: brb
*IAMFXBDTM has entered 'The Room.' *
Bigblu4u: What the?
Iluvblackmagic: Hello Xerxes!
AlJas4Ever: What's with the sn?
IAMFXBDTM: It stands for 'I am Mozenrath's familiar Xerxes bow down to me.
AlJas4Ever: Okaaaaayyy~~~
*Sandwich has entered 'The Room.' *
Bigblu4u: YUMMY! SANDWICH!
Sandwich: Shuddup! I forgot the 'T' Is Aladdin here?
AlJas4Ever: Yup.
*BonyFingerz666 has entered 'The Room.' *
Sandwich: Oh Aladdin! I love you so much! :-* :-* :-*
AlJas4Ever: O_O Oh crap Sadira~~~
Sandwich: Aww~~~ you're hurting my feelings!
Iyamahotprincess: Get out of here Sadira! You aren't wanted!
Sandwich: >_< *BLEEP* YOU JASMINE!
*Sandwich has left 'The Room.' *
BonyFingerz666: Heh.
Iyamahotprincess: Shut it Jafar, no one likes you either.
*Akatz_OmnipotentKing has entered 'The Room.' *
Akatz_OmnipotentKing: You lie! Everyone likes Jafar!
AlJas4Ever: Who are you?
Akatz_OmnipotentKing: I am the most omnipotent king of the whole world!
Iluvblackmagic: No way! I am much more Omnipotent then you!
Akatz_OmnipotentKing: Bwahahaha! Puny Mortals!
Bigblu4u: Go away, you aren't allowed in your own writing!
Iyamahotprincess: Yeah! Beat it!
Akatz_OmnipotentKing: ~_~ Fine, but I'll be back! Muahahaha!
*Akatz_OmnipotentKing has left 'The Room.' *
BonyFingerz666: Haha! Everyone likes me and they all hate you!
Iyamahotprincess: :-P
Bigblu4u: So Moze, why are we here?
Iluvblackmagic: Because I stool your Atom Bomb, and if you don't surrender Agrabah I will blow it up!
AlJas4Ever: Now now, violence is not the answer Moze.
Iluvblackmagic: BE QUIET! AND DON'T CALL ME MOZE!
AlJas4Ever: O:)
BonyFingerz666: Mind if I help you Moze? I happen to hate Agrabah as well.
Iluvblackmagic: STOP CALLING ME MOZE!
BonyFingerz666: Why? That is your name isn't it?
IAMFXBDTM: No, his name is Mozenrath!
BonyFingerz666: Oh. Where is my lamp Aladdin?
AlJas4Ever: I'm not going to tell you.
BonyFingerz666: Please?
Bigblu4u: It's in my pocket!
Iyamahotprincess: ???
Bigblu4u: Just kidding~~~
Bonyfingerz666: Please tell me? I'll give you treasure!
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has entered 'The Room.' *
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Did somebody say treasure?
BonyFingerz666: Why yes, that would be me.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: I'm assuming you want your lamp?
BonyFingerz666: You assume correctly.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Good, cause I happen to know where it is.
AlJas4Ever: Iago~~~
BonyFingerz666: >:) Where?
Iyamahotprincess: IAGO!
Iluvblackmagic: Surrender and I won't blow up your home!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Acctually, It's in the palace~~~
Bigblu4u: IAGOOOOOO!!!!!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: What?
Bigblu4u: Shhh!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: :P
Iluvblackmagic: Is anyone listening to me?!
AlJas4Ever: Come on Iago, ignore Jafar.
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: But he has treasure!
Iyamahotprincess: So do I.
Bigblu4u: And me too!
TrEaSuReIzGoOd: Well he has more. TTFN!
*TrEaSuReIzGoOd has left 'The Room.' *
BonyFingerz666: Haha! You loose again!
*BonyFingerz666 has left 'The Room.' *
Iyamahotprincess: Wait JAFAR!
Iyamahotprincess: Aww, too late!
Iluvblackmagic: Do you want me to blow everything up or something?
AlJas4Ever: Come on Genie, Jasmine. We'd better stop Iago~~~ Again.
Bigblu4u: Yeah! Let's go stop the evil parrot of DOOM!
Iluvblackmagic: WAIT!
*IAMFXBDTM has left 'The Room.' *
AlJas4Ever: Let's meet at the balcony!
Iyamahotprincess: Sounds good to me.
Iluvblackmagic: Don't go! I'm not done with you yet!
AlJas4Ever: Ready Genie?
Bigblu4u: READY TO RUMBLE!
Iluvblackmagic: NO!!!!!! STAY!!!!!
*AlJas4Ever has left 'The Room.' *
*Bigblu4u has left 'The Room.' *
Iluvblackmagic: WAIT PRINCESS!!!!
*Iyamahotprincess has left 'The Room.' *
Iluvblackmagic: Great. Looks like it's just you and me Xerxes.
Iluvblackmagic: Xerxes?
Iluvblackmagic: XERXES!!!????
Iluvblackmagic: Great. Just great. Even Xerxes left me! ;-( I have to blow something up.
*Iluvblackmagic has left 'The Room.'
Setting: On AOL the next day. Jafar has his lamp again, and Mozenrath STILL has the atom bomb! Oh no!
*~Mozenrath's Inbox~*
To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Jafar (BonyFingerz666@People_who_hate_Agrabah.com)
Subject: World Domination
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You seem to be a pretty decent villain. I like how you stole that atom bomb. BUT, now that I have my lamp I am the most powerful being in the universe, which means you can't take over the 7 deserts! However, I am willing to offer you a spot as my second in command! What'dya say?
The most EVIL man alive~~~ JAFAR
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Re: World Domination
Uhh~~~ NO! I will not serve ANYONE! *I* along shall rule the world! Not alongside some dumb evil genie! My next goal will be to find a way to destroy you!
Mozenrath.
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Re: Re: World Domination
You disappoint me. Very well, I shall have to eliminate you. Then I shall take your atom bomb, and blow up your citadel with it. After that I will barbeque your familiar and eat it for dinner. Yummmm!
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Aladdin (AlJas4Ever@Formerstreetrats.com)
Subject: Hey
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Hello. I was wondering if you wanted to help us get rid of Jafar. He's a real nuisance when he has phenomenal cosmic powers. I thought it would be really great if you could help since you are an 'all-powerful' sorcerer and all. Reply A.S.A.P!!!!!!!
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Re: Hey
For your information, I have decided to use your Genie's atom bomb to blow up Jafar. Then I can be the ruler of Agrabah, not that big red bastard. I am NOT doing this to help you!!!!!
Mozenrath.
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Re: Re: Hey
That's OK Moze, so long as you do it! Careful with the bomb though, Genie says it's so strong that it could blow up all of Agrabah on it's lonesome. Thanks again!
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Re: Re: Re: Hey
I said I am NOT doing this for YOU! And STOP CALLING ME MOZE DAMMIT!
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Unknown (BeepBeepHonk@Click_here_or_else.com)
Subject: IMPORTANT!
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What ever you do, do NOT open your next e-mail! It is EXTREMELY important that the contents of the e-mail after this one is not read! Please heed this warning, and continue checking your mail with utmost caution!
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Unknown (BeepBeepHonk@Click_here_or_else.com)
Subject: VITALLY IMPORTANT!
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What did I say about reading this e-mail!!!??? That was a very dangerous thing for you to do! Well, it's too late now. Just DON'T read the next mail whatever you do!
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Saleen (Fishlady00@Aquatic_Life_Rules.com)
Subject: :-*
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HELLO MOZE! I am a mermaid named Saleen! I want to marry you so bad! PLEASE MARRY ME! (I'll give you some cake!)
Love, Saleen.
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Re: :-*
O_O! Augh, that BeepBeepHonk person was right! I don't know who the hell you are, and I defiantly do NOT want to marry you!!!!! Go find some whale or something!
MozeNRATH.
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Re: Re: :-*
Aww, you're not fun! I guess I have to go hit on someone else. Any suggestions?
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Re: Re: Re: :-*
Hehehe. I know just the person. Why don't you IM my *friend* Aladdin. His sn is AlJas4Ever. I'm sure he'd LOVE to get to know you.
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Genie (Bigblu4u@Thebronzelamp.com)
Subject: BOMB
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Hey Moze, would you mind returning that atom bomb to me? It's quite dangerous. I don't think it'll do you any good to have around. It's bad for your health. Might I add it could cause illness if not handled properly? Thanks for your understanding.
GeNiE
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Re: Bomb
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE YOUR PUNY ATOM BOMB BACK! I'M GOING TO USE IT TO DESTROY JAFAR! (He wants to rule the world, but he can't cause that's what I'm going to do!) DON'T COME LOOKING FOR IT EITHER, CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT, IT'S HIDDEN SO WELL! (Not to mention protected by several death curses.)
Mozenrath.
P.S. DON'T CALL ME MOZE!
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Rafaj (Floppydisk@I_luv_cockapoos.com)
Subject: DOG!
Hey Sorcerer dude! Guess what? I have a puppy cockapoo! It's the cutest thing ever! I'm going to bring her by your place so you can meet her! Make sure you have some dog treats ready though cause she needs them if she's going to do tricks.
RaFaJ
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Re: DOG!
WHO ARE YOU!? Don't bring your dog over to my citadel; I don't want it to make a mess all over my clean floors! How do you know my e-mail address?
Mozenrath.
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Re: Re: DOG!
It's a secret. SHHH!!
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AlJas4Ever has just sent you a message. Would you like to receive it?
Yes.
AlJas4Ever: Hi.
Iluvblackmagic: Uhh Hi
AlJas4Ever: Why did you give my sn to a psycho mermaid?
Iluvblackmagic: Why whatever do you mean?
AlJas4Ever: She said you were the one that gave her my sn.
Iluvblackmagic: I would never do such a thing!
AlJas4Ever: Yeah right.
Iluvblackmagic: What did she say?
AlJas4Ever: First she asked me to send her my pic, then she demanded that I marry her!
Iluvblackmagic: Haha! What did you say?
AlJas4Ever: I told her that I was already married.
Iluvblackmagic: Then?
AlJas4Ever: She had a spaz.
Iluvblackmagic: Are you still talking to her?
AlJas4Ever: Unfortunately, yes.
Iluvblackmagic: Tell her that you don't wanna marry a fish.
Iluvblackmagic: Did you tell her?
AlJas4Ever: Yeah.
AlJas4Ever: She just warned me!
Iluvblackmagic: lol! What did she say?
AlJas4Ever: A lot of curses.
Iluvblackmagic: rotflmao!
AlJas4Ever: :-P I blocked her.
Iluvblackmagic: Haha you suck!
AlJas4Ever: Well I just gave your sn to some junk mailer people. Be afraid!
Iluvblackmagic: EEK! You'll pay for that!
AlJas4Ever: I think making me talk to Mad Mermaid was enough pay. AlJas4Ever: Oh no! Jafar is coming! G2G BYE!
Iluvblackmagic: Bye!
*AlJas4Ever has logged off.*
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To: Mozenrath (Iluvblackmagic@Evil_Necromancers.com)
From: Jasmine (Iyamahotprincess@Royaltyiscool.com)
Subject: :)
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I hacked into your computer and deleted all of your computerized spell books :) I also found out where your kingdom is! Maybe Me, Aladdin and Genie will come by for a visit ;-)
Jasmine.
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Re: :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! FOR THAT YOU WILL BE PUNISHED! (I paid a lot for those spell books!)
Mozenrath.
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Re: Re: :)
Careful Moze, Jafar is going to your citadel with evil intentions!
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Re: Re: Re: :)
CRAP! >_
AOL Fun with the Aladdin Characters by A Katz