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From: amberle@maroon.tc.umn.edu (Amberle S Ferrian)
Subject: Top Ten Problems with Dating Aladdin
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Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1993 23:19:16 GMT
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Top Ten Problems with Dating Aladdin
10. Big blue chaperone you just can't get rid of
9. Pet monkey always swiping your jewelry
8. Keeps coming over to polish all your light fixtures for some strange
reason
7. Always getting him confused with his identical twin brother,
Prince Eric
6. His crummy singing voice gets you kicked out of every karaoke bar in
town
5. "And I don't have fleas!"
4. Drives you crazy humming the melody to Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me
Al" over and over and over...
3. Try telling *your* parents he's a street rat when they always wanted
you to marry a doctor
2. High-rise apartment of his has a GREAT view, but that first step is
a real doozy!
And the #1 problem with dating Aladdin:
1. Magic carpet keeps having "mechanical breakdowns" in midair on the
way home from a date
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Amberle Ferrian
FDC writer/Not Ready For ToonTown Player
for upcoming "Disney Channel Improv Nite" show
and theme-park walkaround Belle
Top Ten Problems with Dating Aladdin by Amberle Ferrian