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Husse
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I barely remember it, only that it was the most disturbing Greek thing I'd read since Aphrodite sprung from her father's balls. 
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Minerva
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I thought Athena springing out of her father's head was pretty weird too. Although that was pretty tame compared to a lot of the other gods' origins |
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Jas
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Dionysus was born from Zeus's thigh. Why he put him in his thigh - I'll never know. 
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Because he couldn't hold his liquor *does rimshot* |
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Husse
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, I think it was to protect him from...HERA again! Dun dun duuuun! 
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Jas
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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But why the thigh? Why not his arm?
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Husse
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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What guy is going to get his THIGHS close to a woman if they don't like each other? Arms on the other hand...
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Jas
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know - the thigh still just seems so random to me.
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Madeleine
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| Husse wrote: |
| I barely remember it, only that it was the most disturbing Greek thing I'd read since Aphrodite sprung from her father's balls. |
The first time I read that I had to go back and read it again to clarify what I had just read.
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Husse
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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You heard right! Did they tell these stories to small children back then? 
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I know my dad told me these stories to ME as a small child, I don't see why they didn't get emotional scars too. |
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Husse
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, but did he tell you about the balls thing?
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Dragonessa
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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I read all these stories myself, I was like... 10 or 11.
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AladdinsGenie
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And you say we corrupted you..HA!
Knowing my dad, probably. Half the time, I think he was talking to himself and telling himself a story, while I just sat in the bed with the covers up to my nose in shock |
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Husse
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO, sounds like my mom and the Bible...
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